Dude… dude.

Listen, we’ve all been down bad at one point or another. I’m not judging anyone for getting a little too horned up and shooting their shot.

But this is… I mean, man. Hearing this golfer try to explain how beautiful this cart girl is, then overstay his welcome considerably is just something else. Enter this clip in the pantheon of videos of dudes trying and failing to flirt.

Oh yeah, he also didn’t tip. Next!